I know! Size 6 is gross and fat now?

Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.

I'm giving you a star for using "tsuris" in a comment.

Out of curiosity, what did she think it meant before?

I don't understand how they're removing all kosher food unless they're removing basically the whole store. Do people not know that all the produce would typically be kosher, along with most of the packaged goods (the teeny tiny symbol might go unnoticed, but your canned tomatoes are likely kosher, etc.), milk, etc.?

These types of sororities always seem so bizarre. I was in a sorority in college, but it was just like, "Hey, we've been friends for a while, wanna join my sorority?" "Sure, sounds ok." There was none of this epic rush and hazing stuff.

Clarifying question: Where do the mandarin oranges and/or strawberries go? Are you putting them on the top or in the middle of the baklava? I'll take my answer off the air.

I've experienced a problem in interviews where the interviewer won't stop talking about him/herself, to the extent that 45 minutes of a 60 minute interview is the other person telling me about his/her awesomeness.

I used to read The Chronicle of Higher Education every day, and the comments section on any article with slang is full of requests for translations. I remember "come correct" was a very confusing one for a lot of professors.

I have a pet bunny. No eating bunnies! Team Bunny!

Was your question featured on Ask a Manager? That was an issue recently.

Do people still use Mrs. Dash? That tasted good in the 80s.

#notalluniversities

Oh hell, that's what I get for skimming your article while brushing my teeth.

You know those people who hold up their hands to show you which part of Michigan they're from? I could see people from this town taking that in a bad direction.

I was wondering when this article would come out. It was inevitable. I could do without the "skinny bitches" line, but I think it's a fun and positive song. Not everything can or should be perfectly along Jezebel party lines.

Oh fun! Now I know how to describe my wardrobe (I would wear all that stuff, minus the headgear). "I subscribe to a pastel macaron aesthetic."

It looks as if their Twitter account has been suspended, possibly for violating terms of service with threats?