I’m going to have disagree about Hiddleston. He gives no fucks. He just likes to dance.

Except when you start every sentence with a phrase that implies it’s an opinion, people deny facts. It’s why you get a ‘everyone is entitled to an opinion’ phenomenon including things like anti-vaxers and evolution deniers.

Larry Wilmore was so fucking weak. Like 3 funny jokes. Probably tied with Joel McHale as the biggest fail. Cecily Strong was 10x funnier and more biting.

I thought he was pretty awful actually. I don't blame the audience for not laughing more.

OP said camera lenses can be male-gazey. This is a perfect application of OP’s statement. If going into someone’s face to shoot them against their will isn’t male-gazey-rapeish, I don’t know what is.

Plus I doubt he'd ever dare say the same thing to any male comedian.

He said “we paid for you” and also didn’t respond to her “stop” and “no.” Maybe it sounds very radical fem but camera lens can be male gazey and with the non consent here this feels kind of rapey (no, that doesn’t undermine actual rape...this is a different degree but in my understanding there is a spectrum of…

Meh... I’m not even an Amy Schumer fan but let his life be destroyed *online*. “We paid for you” has to be the smarmiest phrase ever uttered while violating someone.

Totally fucking metal.

Domestic cats kill upwards of 4 billion birds a year, it’s really no surprise that birds will strike back at some point.

Their suits should really be something like this:

Ahem. I’m pretty sure in Gatsby-speak it’s old sport, not old boy.

....students are upset that one of those names is Benjamin Franklin.

I mean she has her art history degree from St. Andrews, which is a pretty great university, so I’m assuming her thought process is a bit more complex than “is it pretty.”

I hate his stupid face.

I hate everything about the Dorne storyline.

Beyonce superfans frighten me. That’s a level of crazy no one should have to deal with.

I know I will get shot down for this, but here it goes:

I do just have to rly quick point out that the amazing golden yellow dress scene is a rip off of Swiss artist Pipilotti Rist vid:

I think I’d probably go with “...as Cops Attempt Rescue” in the title. They got in there and gave it a shot, but without a boat and proper equipment they’d be putting themselves in a ton of danger.