To be fair over here we have a lot of issues with Siri not understanding any of our accents. If we added “please" who only knows what she'd do.

Toxic masculinity can be perpetuated my women as well as men.

So do you... Enjoy watching people get run over?

I would potentially drop dead on the spot if I saw Ben Barnes in the street.

I actually was admiring her lips/the shape of her mouth in the article photo and actually had the thought “she might actually be prettier now than when she was younger” whereas the two you’ve picked while her eyes look nicer her lips are pushing on duckface pursed and I’m not convinced they’re flattering (the second…

Who told you giant pandas were a racoon?

The ones I’ve never tried but really scare me as a texture concept are the pistachio ones with lumps of pistachio. (I think there are other nut flavours too)

Um yes hello centaurs are super into rapeing and pillaging and I don't know where you got such a sweet idea of them from :P

Turkish delight is a confectionery.

Hang on hang on hang on.

Sorry would you keep your eyes open for that??

Or it's a massive company with the cash to keep their name out of it

To me he’s channelling “oops I’ve had sliiightly too much heroin recently but it’s fine I’m rich this is all fine heroin is fine”

Yeah how did *that* happen he's a right knob

Its a dessert and a bizzare one at that.

I think you’ll find there’s something not right with what *Americans* do to “yams” but the vegetable itself is innocent.

I don’t understand anyone having any graces in either direction for celebrities tbh.

That aside, it’s weird to get mad at someone for having a party?

This seems likely. Who doesn't love a theme party.