“Him and Moira”? Yeesh.

Your subhed is missing a word. Does Jezebel need a new proofreader? Or editor? Given the two back-to-back, fairly obvious (and fairly major) errors I’ve seen by just *skimming* your work in the past 5 minutes, the answer is a resounding yes.

Are you asking us or telling us? Stop using question marks for sentences that are not questions. It makes you look vapid AF and it’s annoying.

OR...now, hear me out...you should’ve stopped *watching* after S01.

Lighten up, Francis.

“...it roasts various people, like McDonald’s...”

This. This type of content is why the internet was invented. Forget kitten videos and porn.

Mine isn’t particularly shameful, and heck, maybe it’s more common than I know, but I’ve never come across anyone else who had heard of it. And I’ve never come across anyone who didn’t love it. Mix up tuna salad the regular way…

I have been perfecting the tomato sandwich as a kind of a pet project this summer. So far it looks like this: Tuscan garlic bread from Wegmans (and if you don’t have a Wegmans near you, well, it’s worth moving for this bread, but any good pain de campagne will work); homemade mayo; tomatoes; Maldon sea salt. I have…

Why are the shirts all called “Toppings”? Was there some sort of recurring ice-cream theme to 70s fashion, or is “tops” actually short for “toppings”? My mind will be blown irreparably if it’s the latter.

Agree 100%.