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Vigorously Valsalvic
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Backdraft had three things going for it - Hans Zimmer’s bombastic score, Kurt Russell’s ridiculous chemistry level, and an absolute masterclass by Donald Sutherland, who channeled all of his worst instincts as an actor (of which he has a multitude) into a witch’s brew of insanity that somehow plays exactly right.

I think the Odd Couple movies hold the record for longest gap between sequels that were both in theaters.

According to this, over 40 times at least.

Or just end with her and the dragon alone while “All by Myself” plays.

I mean, sure, but both the character and the actor are adults, so when people keep getting “concerned” for both about consensual sex, it’s just patronizing/condescending. Young women have sex. No big deal. I don’t think people weren’t even this upset about GoT rape scenes that were super gratuitous and no doubt

Where we’re going, we don’t need rogues.

“Gentlemen, the Ark of the Covenant is a myth. My firsthand experiences in India have fully convinced me that Hinduism is true, and I therefore evaluate the claims of monotheistic religions with appropriate skepticism.”

Did you guys know that Temple of Doom is actually a prequel to Raiders? I sure do! Nobody else did but I sure did!

Wake me up when they make a live action version of Wall-E

Yea I don’t get it. He’s ugly as fuck, he’s not that funny... I guess he must have a big enough dong that she doesn’t mind that he looks like Steve Buscemi with typhoid fever

They should’ve saved the title “Bad Boys 4 Life” for the fourth installment.

You can totally still tell which blurred person is which. Will Smith, for example, is the blue blur.

Every generation has One Guy who’s so pretty that even otherwise more or less entirely straight guys say “damn” and feel no remorse about it.  Chris Evans is pretty clearly it for the 2010s.

Also it’s super hot.

Yeah but that’s because it’s only 2 hours long. 

Except that his face looks like a Stephen King mask.

Seeing him show up on Justified without his lip racoon was strange. I saw a man, but I heard the moustache.

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that's how Kevin Kline makes pretty much all of his career decisions. That crappy movie he did with Tracy Ullman very much included. (And sometimes it works out! He's unexpectedly great on Bob's Burgers.)

It finally got Barbara Streisand's hairdresser's goddamn robot spider on the big screen.