Actually, from a strictly syllabic standpoint, it works as

Actually, from a strictly syllabic standpoint, it works as

I caught Episode III on TV last night. I remembered it being my favourite of the prequels when I saw it in theatres, but could barely make it through this time. Not sure to what degree Plinkett's reviews and the crappy letterboxed SD presentation contributed to my experience, but man, what an awful movie. Both…

I caught Episode III on TV last night. I remembered it being my favourite of the prequels when I saw it in theatres, but could barely make it through this time. Not sure to what degree Plinkett's reviews and the crappy letterboxed SD presentation contributed to my experience, but man, what an awful movie. Both…

If memory serves, we also watched them fish his torso out of the river.

If memory serves, we also watched them fish his torso out of the river.

If they'd just stuck to legitimate sex-slavery, they could have avoided the whole situation.

If they'd just stuck to legitimate sex-slavery, they could have avoided the whole situation.

Jesús Merino suddenly becomes Jesús Marino halfway through the seventh paragraph. I sure hope someone… eh, you get the picture.

Jesús Merino suddenly becomes Jesús Marino halfway through the seventh paragraph. I sure hope someone… eh, you get the picture.

I've been trying to decide for 5 minutes whether the choice of ">" over "D" is meant to depict penetration. Apparently I cope poorly with ambiguity in my ASCII dong representations.

I've been trying to decide for 5 minutes whether the choice of ">" over "D" is meant to depict penetration. Apparently I cope poorly with ambiguity in my ASCII dong representations.