Which in turn will provide an opportunity for a certain commenter here to tell us why we’re the morons, and NFTs are Great, Actually.

“Digital snake oil”.  I LOVE that. 

• “I would like to sell this item for 1,655% of what I paid for it.”
  

Nothing. The answer is nothing. That’s what NFTs are worth — a big ol’ rooster egg. Digital snake oil.

I don’t know why, but anytime I hear the ‘Metaverse’ mentioned or hyped up, I instantly lose all interest.

I mean gamers also have a hard-on for shitting on it, I saw the headline and I was like “Oh, they’re going to be crowing over this for weeks at GameFAQs.” Gamers love it when something that’s hyped turns out to be underwhelming, it gives them an excuse to be angry about something.

Same. E3 can be a super mixed bag. While you can always count on the big companies like Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo to announce something new and exciting at E3, it feels like there’s always somebody who shows up, and puts on a 90 minute presentation, but they aren’t showing anything new.

I am really going to miss the solid week of game announcements. It was a perfect time to kick back, maybe even take a few days off, watch the conferences / gameplay demos and snark about everything with friends.

I think you might be confused; Will Smith is a podcaster and game developer, not an actor.

That’s some stream of consciousness stuff right there.

Everyone is up on Kanye for being clearly unhinged, are we all ready to accept Will Smith is there too?

You got all that from 8 seconds of compressed footage?

I hope traveling in space happens in real time, meaning it takes weeks to get from planet to planet even with advanced technology, and the ship has a playable copy of Skyrim to help you pass the time.

That was more Gears 2. Gears 1 went with a lot of green hues and grays, while Gears 2 went brown. Then Gears 3 remembered there were other colors in the world.

My guess is that it was meant to read: "That said, the house could be..."

Yeah, it’s pretty trash. On the not-GaaS hand though, I am loving Guardians of the Galaxy. More of that, Square, please and thank you.

That’s a house could be collapsing in on itself and things would still be alright, as long as comboing enemies still felt satisfying.

The “live service game so we’ll fix it in post” thing needs to die off. It kinda worked out in Destiny for the simple reason that Destiny has incredibly tight and satisfying gunplay. But it’s not 2014 anymore. The market expects (at least) what Destiny 2 is right now, not what Destiny 1 was at launch.

Brown! Brown brown brown brown brown brown brown. Brown brown brown? Brown brown!