But you would need the generals etc to sign on wouldn’t you. They would be the ones directing the troops. I don’t get the feelings that the generals et al would be thrilled to command ground troops to side with this grifter - you know, all those losers.

Man, the touchpad was so extremely useless. The most memorable use for it I can remember was Persona 5 Royal, where if you hit the touchpad the controller meows at you. The two most useless controller features (touchpad and speaker), combined into one!

I’m sure this is a naïve question but don’t you need a standing army behind you to stage an effective coup?

I had been thinking that even after all his screw-ups, if he had just let a second round of stimulus checks go through in October, the bastard would probably have won easily. It would have been the easiest, most half-ass measure ever, and he still didn't do it. 

All he had to do, literally, was tell people to wear masks and pretend to care. He would have won the election. He’s spent his whole life doing as little as possible and whining about not getting enough credit. 

The irony is that if Trump put half the effort he put into actually trying to pull off this out in the open coup, he’d have probably gotten a lid on COVID-19 and legit won his own reelection.

Yeah, the scenes where you beat creatures like the Minotaur even clearly show you, the player, breaking off one of its horns, the horn glowing, and you “returning” it to its original form. As you walk away, the camera cuts down to show where the minotaur’s body was and there’s a sort of ashen/mummified corpse of a…

I didn’t like that either! 

hmmmmm.... Let me think

That’s a foghorn right there. 

People like her never, ever have moments of self-awareness. She wouldn’t be able to do what she does if she did.

Sociopath

Wow, just enough for a dog whistle.

There was another Trump “internet detective” on Twitter recently who looked up the population of Georgia (the country), saw that it was lower than the total number of votes in the state of Georgia and immediately cried voter fraud. When someone pointed out that the population they referenced was wrong, the “detective”…

The juxtaposition of her face as she goes full on Nazi-salute to cheerful wave is chilling and pretty-on brand.  

Like fuhrer, like daughter.

The Kardashians stay relevant in part because they toe the line of outrage very well, never going past what would actually turn the majority of people off the brand. Kim will always do enough to warrant 100 articles about “KIMONO” versus “SKIMS” or whatever - but then she’ll backtrack or just blithely ignore the hate.

Here’s the thing to Jez readers. If you want the site to stop writing about the KarTrashians ... stop engaging with their stories.

Please, no more! Jezebel has been around for about 13.5 years, or about 5,000 days, and the Kardashians have this many tags?!