Darren Rovell is calculating the brand value generated for Foot Locker.

It only works if the joke goes beyond ref cosplay! Wear sunglasses! A white cane with a red top! A damn money bag or some dumb shit.

What kills me is that this is a decision someone consciously made. Some actual human being is that stupid.

Right, the issues being the argument and how it was handled, not the word choice.

Harris seems like a smart and reasonable guy, but it felt like his entire position was “The Raiders handled everything well, except for any part where they didn’t unequivocally condone AB’s behavior.”

Look, elitist smarty pants, if sleep was THAT important, some big shot scientist would’ve told us, okay.

“Adam Gase had a chance to set the tone for the Jets’ season.”

It sure was great to see Jackson out there proving the doubters wrong. I could get used to seeing him throwing downfield to Hollywood Brown. 

As one of four (4) remaining dolphins fans, I was very excited when we traded for Rosen. Please pray for me and my family.

Even for a team that is tanking, that was brutal. I saw the score around the first half and my initial reaction was pretty much ‘That can’t be rig- Oh, it’s the Dolphins.’

I’m surprised Bret Stephens would even to go to a baseball game.

Oh. Boy.

Yeah, and the Simpsons have already done every joke under the sun, so let’s just all quit now...

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

[cue audience hooting and hollering]

I 100% believe Gruden was hyped by that video

Gruden saying “Please stop this shit” was just him trying to get the sewage leak fixed at the Coliseum.

Definitely the best episode of Hard Knocks.

You’re falling into the same lazy all-black-and-white thinking as Brooks with terms like “dimensionless empowerment”. That’s not what telling your kids they have open-ended career options means. You can definitely do that while also having guiderails and making sure your kid doesn’t completely screw his life up.

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