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Gobsmacked Gaijin Agape

Listen, when you work for the Mariners, you have to expect a little seamen. 

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As a Bruins Season Ticket holder, this is the only other person who could believably pass as a Jacobs doppleganger

Just say “bill it to this guy, who is me”?

Phil Mickelson would be proud.

It means, like, he wasn't known to have a potentially terminal ailment. Figure it out. Pitter patter.

I wonder if BIG BATTING GLOVE is gonna try to snuff him out.

self-flag·el·la·tion.

All the Ace Hardware stores I've been too are really friendly and helpful. The staff has always known what they're talking about.

My idiot brain and idiot fingers combined to turn 2014 into 2004, but it’s been fixed.

What is the proper amount of time that has to pass before this can be turned into a Cleveland Browns joke?