vigodasnosehair
VigodasNoseHair
vigodasnosehair

You go right ahead and hold that grudge, kid. It took me over 40 years to get a foul ball. Life sucks, get used to it.

It’s okay. Even stupid dogs are Good Dogs.

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Be careful what you say, because you probably weren’t expecting what Ratzenberger’s day job was!

Regardless, all Clevelanders are biding time until Brauns training camp in Berea.

Auuu Shwitz, now I can’t see!

They were Furher-ious

Maybe he’s Goering to file an official complaint?

Team officials assured him that he would not be charged the holocaust for the tickets.

I wonder if the stadium will take measures to prevent incidents like this in the future, or if this is the final solution?

I keep telling myself that I’ve never felt sharper.

Hey, don’t be too modest, you’re a chick magnet. Well, a ferrite magnet anyway.

That’s actually true. I’ve been taking iron supplements for a few years now, and though I’m a doughy, out-of-shape lump of a middle aged man who considers being tired an improvement, I keep telling myself that I’ve never felt sharper! In a way. A dull sort of way...