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I Made Bogey is an online golf apparel company that sells products with slogans you’d expect to see on the Wildwood…
USA Today’s Jeff Zillgitt has an unsurprising report about how LeBron James, who will be a free agent next summer,…
Thank god Didi Gregarious didn’t homer because he’d never shut up about it.
The Nationals, owners of the very worst bullpen ERA in all of baseball, made a move today to fortify their relief…
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Here is big dong-crushing superhuman Giancarlo Stanton going up to make a heroic catch against the wall in right…
Have you never heard of the Leaning Superman? It’s my preferred technique for peeing with morning wood.
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YES! Dave at the height of his powers.
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Policy of Truth is my second favorite DM song to this one:
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Love that song.
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Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Grill and eat some octopus.
HA this is the worst. I have to stick my ass way out so the boner lowers (like a fucking cannon on a battleship lowering to aim at its target but lmao not big) and i can sorta push it the remaining few degrees down to have the stream hit the toilet.
Just pee into the bathtub/shower stall.
Please ask Drew about the etiquette of giving the traditional birthday frozen turkey. Kosher af.
Need a hug?
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i agree.
While discussing how he bribed people to say nice things to color man Steve Stone on his birthday during the top of…
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Luv, no way-
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The Ramones-Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
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Boom Boom Boom Boom