But, but his hair and the whole Achilles thing....

Superfly:

Change up!

Saw them live - love them.

This was our “first dance”wedding song:

Sorry: Metallica 

Make his fight on the hill in the early day
Constant chill deep inside
Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey 
On the fight, for they are right, yes, by who’s to say?
For a hill men would kill, why? They do not know
Stiffened wounds test there their pride
Men of five, still alive through the raging glow
Gone…

That would explain the nickname “Randy”...

Vike-O-Din

Also under consideration:

Adversary - thy name is incongruous...

Yup, They’re The Fredos Of The National League...

/quietly removes Urban Sombrero from own yard sale...

You had me at “thou”...

Cool. I gotta get Hulu and start binge-watching Master Chef...

Just Like That, The Dodgers Are In Control...

Still, better than domestic (tailgate) ass eating...

Yes! This is what I’m talkin about! Go your

That’s what I’m talkin’ about!

Yeah - but, it’s your memory, that’s what matters...