I think, Jim Tomsula Says, should be a weekly hit on Good Morning Football.

Mistake (by the lake).

Stultifyingly, Simmons’ Soliloquy Satisfactorily Sites Syllogism, Solely Suborns Strife, Staid Stasis.

Hmm, yes - the best offense is a stout defense...

Fuck These Motherfuckers:

A couple observations:

My Man!

Joe Walsh: underrated.

Let’s chill...

Hey - Twitter has devolved into a 240 character cesspool (both left and right).

Sweet!

My Man!

Always a fav:

Urban Meyer simultaneously feels that Kathryn may or - may not - be giving those bowling pins exactly what they deserved.

I’m not certain - but, I think this is irony, since countless university students took dumps, because of Papa John...

Dammit Quixtraw!

Don’t sleep on:

Just to clarify, we called them:

Pffft. Growing up Irish-Catholic in a Boston suburb, my Aunt, Katherine O’Conner, also had that Fearsome Tater-Mashing Power...