I analyzed it.

It’s as if he Koepka going...

A la Marcus Aurelius, perhaps?

Détente. Dammit!

I anticipate a dénte...

A masterful feet. I’ve taken a shine and support Ben, I hope he digs in on this, toes the line and makes an arch enemy of Sgt. Hulka (MLB)...

jeffvanhungry meet harrylee773.

Help, schmelp - it’s not like they were relegated in the Bundesliga or anything. Grow a pair...

Bitte much?

My former wife was fond of spitting.

...Like Mama Cass on a ham sandwich*

Tim: Perfect nut graph.

According to my jerk-face, Pringle-dust-huffing younger brother, the one hitter is king...

According to my girlfriend - Best of both worlds: Hockey & Licking.

Meh, as a born and raised Mass-Hole, I always preferred clinically insane and farcically self-centered, Rondo....

Fewer, wistful soliloquies coupled with inane sojourns, to podunk minor league baseball games?

The Licking Continues:

According to my Regional Manager, it looks more like a KPI than a Goal.

Murdering unsuspecting Darwin dopes in placid tidal pools? Sweet!

What a doofus, who wouldn’t want to move to the beach...