No need to concede victory to me. I'm just a Good Samaritan devoting some time during a commercial break to kindly advise you, from my phone, that it may be to your benefit to stop being an arrogant douche. I'm sorry if your feelings are hurt and if I'm missing some irony that you've imagined into this exchange. …

That's right. And I was under the bridge, minding my own business, until some pompous idiot that obviously loves the sound of their own voice came monologue-ing above and stopped to admire their own reflection in the water below. What's the matter? You spend all day lecturing students but still feel the need to…

"As you can tell from my accent, I am smarter than you" is literally the quickest way a host to squander what good will she had? Seriously? It was a joke. No need to be a serious, butt-hurt crybaby about it.