I wish the Pikachu was positioned just a tiny bit more to its right. That would look perfect. In this video it just looks like it's crying electricity.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I HEARD TOO!

Stupid? Offensive? Genius?

GEISHA AND JAPANESE MUSIC IN A FUCKING VIDEO ABOUT CHINESE FOOD I SWEAR TO GOD AMERICA YOU BUNCH OF IGNORAMUSES.

I friggin love Yasutaka's work. And Perfume... Yikes *Swoon*

I can't wait to be reincarnated as a goat to escape this capitalistic shithole.

SORRY SQUARE ENIX I CAN'T HEAR YOU SISSY BITCHES OVER GTA VICE CITY ON MY PHONE.

But they're only ragdolls. If they were all in motion I might be able to understand, but posing them all individually, and leaving them static afterwards??

I just can't get over how this is both real and HE SCRATCHED HIS FUCKING CORNEA DOING IT JESUS CHRIST

So AAA games can use all of these tropes to their full extent should they so wish, but Indies are only allowed to make fucking Peggle and Tetris?

A bus is easy to get off in an emergency. One swift kick to the centre of the doors will bust them open. A tram is even easier as it doesn't go particularly fast and it's typically an open platform. In either scenario you're looking at some grazes over being shot.

Dude what kind of delusional world do you live in?

Be mindful, I feel that your testosterone levels are peaking.

Like the dust during 9/11? That shit was intense.

AW YEAH MATSUMOTO HITOSHI. I freaking LOVE Big Man Japan :')

I find it interesting that this company are marketing to an audience that doesn't exist.

Release Date 2008, it just hasn't been found yet...

3 announcements... 300 Steam Machines...

Just you wait. A Steam Machine is no good without a well built Steam Engine...

( ) + ( ) could be a visual representation of thumbsticks. A game controller?