People seem to mediate between the two... It annoys the fuck out of me because "Goldie" just sounds right. Like seriously.

Diaboxical* ;)

Here's my 9 top played games according to Steam.

But what if that's what we're programmed to think? That we're sentient? What if glitches and bugs and weird stuff happens all around us all the time but we're programmed to ignore it?

An Xbox 360 uses markedly more energy per annum than a desktop PC?! How??

YOU THINK THAT'S BAD.

Never before have I seen a scripted video game character (or one who has been programmed to "act" sentient) reference a bug or an engine mishap before :P

Then obviously the Universe will be stored as a cached process, constantly in danger of being wiped from the GoRAM (God's own Random Access Memory) should God need to free it up for another round of Angry Phoenixes.

Dude that's so messed up. Slenderman updates his look to fit with the times? Weird stuff...

Who cares about poor, starving homeless kittens? TREES AND PONIES YOU GUYS.

I gave them the thumbs up they need, not because of kittens... But because you pussies need to man up and get a life :') Go Reverb!

How so? :o

Is everyone forgetting Super Mario 64? You had a little cameraman following Mario around in his own superhero movie! It was ALL staged!

Couple = two.

"Three handles on that controller thing? BRB guys going to grow a third arm #ifyouknowwhatimean"

I was about to mention how he seems to have suffered from a red ring of death in his right eye and laugh about the coincidence, and then I realised NO. THAT'S A PHOTOSHOP YOU IDIOT.

You've suggested an excellent... GAG GIFT. LOOOL.

I CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF THIS SONG. <3333333

How did I miss that?! Oh gosh D: LOL

TACTICAL ESPIONAGE SHAVING.