~400mb - Cutscenes (rendered + pre-rendered)

This is my girlfriend.

Bows?

This is very true but saying "Every month" SPECIFICALLY and then having that promise broken by something as trivial as certification is a bit crap...

"the only reason there isn't a firm release date is that they're waiting to hear back on the certification process."

LAUGHED. Oh my gosh :')

Going from a two-year course + incredibly difficult test to one-day all inclusive course is a bit ridiculous. I mean lives are at stake here.

"What the underscore underscore underscore underscore does this article..."

Don't be so sure. I have an HD5850 and these screens haven't blown me away at all. The biggest "Upgrade" I can see here is the particle effects, which at the moment are only really achieved properly using PhysX.

Oh my Gosh she's hot she's hot she's hot

So UE4 basically looks like a highly refined PC experience in this generation. Keep up, consoles.

This child can't play Diablo III either.

Murder being a much more serious crime, coming with a much longer sentence and leaving a whole load of people one family member or friend less for the rest of their lives?

"An update is available for your game. If you do not install this update you will be logged out of LIVE."

An arsehole covering every inch of their bodies? I know a lot of people who'd masturbate to that shit.

Mario and Peach look HORRIFICALLY pockmarked in that image.

Like you've never done anything stupid in your entire life. Obviously you must be the paragon of human perfection if you're saying "fuck the person who held a drink between their legs". Because that really deserves third degree burns right?

I honestly couldn't tell you. It was a video clip on a website found in the deepest bowels of the interwebs... You know the kind.

I've only pre-ordered a couple games. Bioshock 2, Mass Effect 2, Portal 2, Arkham City, Skyrim... That's it.

Worryingly, I've seen this video clip...