If you’re attending at Toronto FC match, the joke’s always on you.

im kind of confused. what does this have to do with bill simmons

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.

I’d feel bad for Noah, because Jones seems committed to kicking his ass. However, he can easily hide from Cardale by taking refuge in one of Ohio State’s many academic buildings.

“At last! The final piece of my plan to return to the NBA.” - Jan Vesely

Man, Interpol’s just made one fuck-up after another ever since they signed to Capitol and Paul Banks started doing mountains of coke.

Yes because the FUCKING NYPD police reports are SOOOOOOOO TRUE.

GoT will continue to be heavily torrented because HBO executives are too busy building money forts and having money fights to worry about that kind of stuff.

i miss being a teen and having the energy to experience strong emotions over shit that doesn't matter

It's actually not a fact. The vast majority of scholarships give MEAL PLANS, which are only redeemable whenever the cafeteria is open, and at most, three meals a day. So you had a rough evening practice, and want to get something to eat at 9:15? Sorry, kid. Cafeteria's closed, and because you're on scholarship you…

You certainly don't have time to watch all of this...

Personally I think it'd be alright to give Tebow another shot at the NFL. He definitely did win some games he appeared to have no business winning, he's a talented athlete, and throwing motions are in theory fixable. Is he really worse than Geno Smith or Christian Ponder? He could at least be useful as a backup, and…

Excellent strategy in man defense.

Penn State's students continue to embarass themselves, Deadspin posts articles to that effect often. All universities have student bodies that raise huge amounts of money for charities, found charities, solve the world's problems, etc. That's not an achievement, that's what the youth of the world is expected to do…

@battman_returns you got 8 followers bruh your own family don't even want to know what you doin! Get better at life!

I don't think he will have a hard time finding a team. And who cares what it says in his contract. Does it say in his contract he's not allowed to complain if he doesn't like how he's being utilized? Then the Suns have nothing to complain about (and neither do you, random internet idiot). I don't think he's…

So trying to win with 8 point guards and 2 Morris brothers didn't turn out, huh?

Before > After

Wow, this is excellent.