Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

I can’t be the only one relieved not to find myself in there.

Zion charged, the foul on Fall was super soft, and Delaurier should have been called for a hook and hold on the free throw. Thank refs for Duke.

“With the Blue Devils down 76-73, Zion Williamson drove the lane, and with all his power”

This is, truly, the worst timeline.

It’s objective that Zion didn’t get fouled, right?

America, UCF, and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

Barrett should have been called for the blatant push off on the rebound before the game winner. But that’s Duke for ya.

Edgar continues to be the real MVP of this show

“If this comment gets 100 stars, we’re going to pour KETCHUP all over Miranda Cosgrove’s FEET! LOL Wouldn’t that be so funny? LMAO”

“She didn’t have a lot of talent, she was just kind of a horse. But she was my horse,” Bernstein said, adding, “and she had just been accepted at USC!”

Can’t believe Dan Schneider hasn’t been pinched yet.

The fact that Eighth Grade received ZERO Oscar nominations makes this year even more bullshitty than any other year.

Given that St. Louis is getting socked in by a snowstorm just now (predicted to dump around 15"—which is a ton for that particular part of the country), seems like the weather’s perfect for kicking back and RUNNING RIOT!

Hm,

This is why the Berhalter hire was so uninspiring. For the first time ever, it actually seems like the US has 4-5 very young players who could be the spine of a genuinely good national team that could actually make some noise at a major tournament if they get a few fortunate draws and bounces. And who did they…

He even admitted it late in his life!

Counterpoint: fuck bunnyhoppers and I support anything that makes their lives harder. Jumping around every corner was not the main method of combat when I heavily played shooters, and it’s ruining every attempt I’ve made to get back into them.

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.