80's Cimarron

Is it bad that when I first saw this I instantly went; “Huh, didn’t think Jag would make a new XJS.”

Welp, guess we now know what David Cameron will be driving during his retirement.

Anybody else remember when Nissan made cars?

I miss those days.

This reminds me, heavily, of mid 80's to late 90's Italdesign concepts.

The drivers down here won’t have helped.

Plus of course, even in that god awful book, the woman actually consented to what went on.. ...unlike the ones Trump did it to.

Hell, didn’t they have an enormous amount of the book consist of discussions over the specifics of a contract to explicitly state what she consented to? I doubt any of the women Trump has…

I’ve actually seen one of the new Mustangs on the road here in the UK already.

Am I the only one seeing this?

I really hope this is what the car ends up looking like - simply for the jokes that will result.

When I first saw this my initial reaction was; “Isn’t that just a Citroen C4 Cactus?”

Its the error code you experience upon getting audio-visual data of a VW Beetle - then discover somebody has made it into a Diesel Estate that uses a Miata platform.

Darwin awards are quite prestigious in some quarters.

On a Hillman Imp?

Because the only other US cars you’ll usually find over here are these:

Not sure if its already been posted, but:

As a guy who bought his first wifi router out of the cash he made jerking off for a camera.

Sign me up for Number 2... ..though, please phrase it better than I just did. I’m not signing up for crap.

The only way Jason is not high is if he takes downers.

Wide wings, narrow wheels and track.

Can we get somebody to do an impression of Trump, performing Zapp’s lines?

I’ll bet you anything you like you’ll get people nodding along if they think Trump said it.

*Shudders Britishly*

Oh no, I agree.

This chalice was firmly poisoned before she picked it up, either she knew it was poisoned and figured “What the hell, I’ll never get another chance.” Or she didn’t realise it was poisoned - and as much as I despise her I credit her with more intelligence than that.

She knows she’s not long for the job -…