Is it just me, or are Russia’s trolls out in particularly heavy numbers today? It’s almost like they are scared of something. Good thing their propaganda is about as effective as Japan’s was during WWII.

There are two front passenger seats.

Erm... ..it’s not a sonar bathymetry towing probe is it?

Cause it kinda looks like one.

They gave me the initials I.P.

You do the math.

A hernia.

That’s Electronica... ..not Dubstep.

Right?

“That’s fine. Just send the work experience kid to the nearest old people’s home with a screwdriver. Tell him to look for ones that look like they haven’t been moved in a couple of months/years.”

This thing was first built in 1995, based mostly off of the first generation Mondeo.
The reason it’s wearing a VW badge, is that it was a joint project between Ford and VW to produce a peoplecarrier to compete with the Renault Espace.

The Avro 730.

Originally proposed in 1954, and canceled in 1957 it never got the chance to fly. But the experience of its design process was heavily influential on future programs - including Concorde.
I’m fairly sure the Skylon boys are fans as well, I mean - just look at it.

Also, fucking Kinja keeps loosing the bloody…

And now I’m on the PC! I present to you how Ford are selling this thing in the UK:

Wait wait wait. Where is the Torchinsky guide? The one where he is asked to find the best car in a market segment - reviews each in turn - and concludes that you should buy a classic Beetle with insane modifications/condition.

Oh no, they are trying to sell it on its “Go anywhere” credentials. Admittedly the advert for it is somewhat amusing... ..and fucking Kinja is being its usual utter shitpile and won’t let me post a YouTube link from a mobile browser. Dear Gawker, SORT YOUR SHIT OUT ALREADY!

Even by softroader standards, its a turd. It was designed for the Brazilian market originally, and thus was engineered a lot more cheaply than the rest of the current Ford Europe range - it feels like a product of the late 90’s or very early 2000’s.

You really REALLY don’t want it. It’s a turd of a car.

1938 sorry

Kinja is being its usual fucking awful shitpile - this is my Third attempt to write this. It won’t let me paste, so excuse spelling. It’s a 1935 Hispano Suisa Dubonnet Saochick.Never mind, wrong bloody car ananyway... ..seriously kinja? Oh bugger this.

It’s fron the Daily Fail.

Ergo it’s bullshit.

Be glad you have this, else you’d need to do this:

That man is a Jag driver.

I mean, come on! Look at him, he’s a total and complete cad!

Party supp... ..evidence. Yes, Evidence...