Don't put your dick in crazy.

Just don't.

As an illustration of how good these cars are:
Around the corner from me is a short road called Cathederal street, and when I say short, I mean it has eight houses on it.

Two of the driveways have Skoda Octavia VRS's on them, and this is a poor area of the city. In fact further down there's another Skoda - but that's…

If you'll read though the other comments I've made on this thread you'll see that I was indeed unaware that Horizon two will be available on the 360.

And I don't want another open world arcade game, if I want that I can play GTA, which also has planes, guns and hookers. With Horizon they promised us an open world…

It's too early to call the whole series trash, they just set the wrong tone - and oversymplified the physics - with the first game.

It's still possible that Horizon two could be better, but... ..I'm not holding my breath.

That's my problem with it - I'd hoped for an open world Forza, but got a slightly more realistic NFS Underground.

It's an OK game, not a great one.

My problem was that they already had a decent physics model and they deliberately toned it down for the sake of making the game more mainstream. I'd much rather they had kept the more realistic handling and left the game harder to play.

Well, that and the vile uncanny valley residing…

Fair enough, I wasn't aware of that.

Good to see that they haven't abandoned the 360 yet, though I haven't played anything on mine for a while. That said I'll probably pick it up for the 360, while Horizon wasn't as good of a game as Forza IV, it was still a fairly decent game.

Wake me when it comes out on a platform worth owning.

Plus, I played the first one - it wasn't anywhere near as good as Forza IV was.

"Tenderly Jason stroked his hand across his lover's curves, fingers lingering on the delicate sweep of her body as he savored the smooth caress of her flesh against his own. Softly he stroked around to her rear, his fingers teasingly caressing against her nethers as he reached down, and raised the beetle's engine…

Not totally true, I've seen exactly two BLS's on the road over here.

And both were driven by orange people with terrible highlights in their spiked up hair.

Here it's an expensive car with a crap interior and questionable environmental credentials.

Why is my instant response to that face to start screaming?

Its... ..its like they managed to find the Car equivalent of the Uncanny Valley...

Personally I've always belived that if you want coverage on motorbikes, there really is only one option:

The Qoros 3 Estate

It exists, that's enough.

For the love of fucking god, can we just get a report button already?

The first Gen Corsa was sold as the Nova in the UK.

To be fair, it did end it's life with an appropriately insane bang:

Well it kinda is.

Come now, where's the fun in that!