Don't be silly!

They aren't letting Hammond drive it.

They do, but you have to beach it first before you can do that.

You already do, the 500 is a Panda in a fancy dress.

Which shared more than a few cues from a British/Italian car of a decade earlier.

Try 1989 when the Favorite came in. Well, bar the crappy door mirrors on the early models.

Or 1994 for the Felicia, if you want more modern styling as well as rock solid mechanicals and engineering.

This is what I've been saying for years.

Well that and VWAG should get around to selling Skodas in the US. They are basically cheaper versions of VW's with clever features after all, and VW's main problem in the US is they can't de-content their cars enough to sell to the US market's taste without ruining them. Since…

The reason Honda's luxury brand don't have a rear wheel drive car is simple.

It's Honda's Luxury car brand, and since the demise of the S2000 they haven't built any RWD vehicles.

Looks a bit.. ...well, bland.

I can't honestly see it making much of a mark in the European market. People buy Cadillacs over here to look different, that... ..doesn't look different.

I'm getting an Obey Tailgater feel from the sides and rear...

It looks for all the world like somebody took a bunch of different designs, overlaid them atop of one another, then send the resulting plan to the fabricators.

It's terrible.

Distraction central.

Audi - kill the colours, simplify it down to just give the information people need without a glaring bright screen in people's face when they are supposed to be focused on the road.

Tis the only explanation that makes sense.

It's against the law to take ONE hand off the wheel for any length of time, he's gone and taken both hands off.

I don't see what the controversy is here.

"I want to play a game..."

Dear Nissan:

I've always thought the early, and lower spec, versions of the R32 Skyline were the best looking of the lot.

Oh sure, the interior might be finest 90's bleh with more buttons than the average driver has braincells. But it's exterior was just so... ..simple, clean and uncluttered.

It's shit like this that makes me love Jalopnik.

You guys are almost as crazy as me.

FIAT Yankland
ABOF (American Branch Of FIAT)
FUSA (FIAT USA, actually kinda works...)
ASAWSITWJGBA Ltd (As Soon As We Sell It, They Will Just Go Bankrupt Again. Otherwise known as the Keyboard + Cat Company)
Chrysler - BTCOI (Better Than China Owning It)
FSD (FIAT's Saloon/Sedan Division)
FLED (FIAT's Large Engine Division)
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"Today I saw my companies halo car, the Nissan GTR. It was far too scary, and inspired me to make something nice and dull as an antidote."

That's all I can think of.

To hide your over faceted bulk.