Well I've not seen a single Vauxhall Adam on the roads over there, though plenty sat on dealer lots, so I suppose they have to sell them somewhere.

An interior this angular wouldn't look out of place in the Mass Effect universe.

Do I spy only Four seats?

Funny, this is the first I'd heard about it.

You know why? Because the Torygraph and Daily Fail aren't newspapers, and haven't been for a very long time. Instead they are propaganda mouthpieces for the right wing, and regularly spew out whatever their masters demand.

As it happens in the UK at the moment the EU has…

Those are pointed the wrong way.

Those are, I believe, parking lights. You used to have to have lights left on while vehicles were parked out on the street at night over in the UK. They became obsolete with the widespread use of reflectors.

"Warping the Dashboard on his Pontiac."

Wait, those black sections on the rear pillar of the XJ are plastic?

That's the reason you can't have them body coloured?

What?

No mention of the cutest little camper, the Bedford Rascal based Bambi?

Based off of the 1985 8th generation Suzuki Carry, it was a Kei van sold in the UK under Vauxhall's commercial vehicles brand Bedford. With the addition of Camper bodywork it became just about the tiniest little campervan ever made.

*Bang* is the most likely noise it would make.

Followed by a fire alarm.

Your not the only one... ..though I suspect you knew that already.

Was killed off in 2017, just before the third world war.

On the upside Ford's Ghia trim level largely replaced it after the war anyway.

Nobody actually reads Daily Fail articles.

Their readership looks at the pictures and mumbles about immigrants.

"Are you my Mechanic?"

Isn't it obvious?

GM are getting worried that one of their brands won't be able to survive as sales of pickup truck based 4x4's decline. And so they have swallowed their pride and let GMC build this thing:

Am I the only one who just sees a badly modified 3 series coupé in an ugly colour?

I don't get what people are fawning over.

Did somebody call?

You mean when the tanks that were so outdated and useless Russia had sold them off to the Iraquis?

The same tanks that a couple of decades before had helped drive the Americans out of Vietnam despite being vastly lighter, smaller and less powerful than the American tanks of that era?

India have been operating an Aircraft carrier since the 1970's.

They already know how to use them, they just haven't had much use for them on an international stage.

You use me every day, yet you rarely think of me.

You curse me when I'm damaged, by you or by yob, and blame me for your mistakes.

But I'm always there when you need me... ..unless you forgot to replace me the last time some idiot in the parking garage knocked me off.

And could you do something about those idiots who…

Tell me about it!

"Now again we see the titles, a classic Brechtian Device."
Yes, it is Brechtian to use titles to break people's emotional connection to characters so that they analyse it on an intellectual level. What it's doing here is showing how LONG they are stuck in the traffic jam. If anything it evokes an…