Sleeping with the Luxury pool boy.

Huh, I guess the makers of Nissan's early 90's Luxury ad's still has a job after all...

There's a motorbike?

They are running on roads?
Roads empty of any cars... ..you know, when NK gets annexed by South Korea or China: Anybody fancy a race?

Sir, you have committed a grave miss-typing!

They aren't unheard of as pets, so its hardly surprising that some of them escaped. Given Florida's climate it's also unsurprising that they survived, nay thrived over there.

"That's funny, I don't remember the Airport here having a pool..."

Fair enough.

How can... ..why would... ..who's going to watch this shit?

It's a hatchback.

As a bisexual man, my face hurts from laughing.

Maybe he had a bad experience? I'll have to give him a copy of "The guide to anal sex for men" if I ever happen upon him.

Glass, an amorphous solid form of non crystalline silica, sodium oxide and lime with several additives. Most likely with an inner plastic layer to provide some rigidity in case of breakage.

It competed in, and won, races.

Ergo it is a sports car.

Completely unrelated car, same engine, but totally different chassis.

The Elan was on a backbone chassis with fiberglass panels.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my co-driver.

The V8 version was available here, but nobody bought it as far as I can tell. Even the diesel was rather thirsty from what I remember, so god knows what that poor cabbie was doing with his...

The two look nothing like each other.

Because it's a fastback it must be ripping off a car from half a century before it was designed?

Well in that case call it a rip off of the Bentley Speed Six “Blue Train Special” from 1930. Because that's the earliest fastback I can think of, so it's obviously a rip off of that.

Used as Hen night limos and the occasional Taxi in Europe. Check.

Sorry, the first gen 300 is seen as crass, huge and cheaply built over here. The new one looks a lot better, a lot more restrained, but it'll end up an also ran.

Along with most of the rest of the country.

Probably a train engine, there about the only Diesel engines Rolls was making around that time.

I threw money so hard at the screen my monitor broke...