We still call them Yuppies here.

"I always fly first class."

So he's BYD.

"I've, killed before!"

Look on the bright side, you didn't have Noel Edmonds in your car ads.

It's not nice to invite Mr Hammond in for a Q&A session, then sneak into his car and photograph his pedals.

How's Oliver working out these days?

Could somebody break it to Lexus that their current front end styling is ugly?

Mr Bean is going up in the world.

War torn? You might want to check your geography and modern history.

You hear that?

Don't be so insulting to Morgan customers!

It's quite simply not.

Dear god, they still make that heap?

I'm saddened to hear that his taste in hats was lost during the coma.

How dose 228mph grab you?

And here was I expecting Daleks on a Train.

I don't know what they think Pontiac's got, but I think it requires a lot of antibiotics.

Jennifer Lopez still exists?

Dear Ford.