Also all their bald Eagles are Canadian. They had to import them after they killed all their’s.

The housing market is delightful! 1000$/month rent for a two-bedroom downtown. <3 <3 <3 The influx of French immigrants has brought amazing pastries, or so Nancy tells me. Those gussied up reindeer tamers cured my friend’s cancer for free last year. I was under the impression that they used chemo, but if they did use…

With the same percentage of the population paying taxes, I really don’t see why a single payer system couldn’t work. The weirder part is not even a single state has tried to do it.

Those leaves hold no value unless they’ve been dipped in maple syrup first. Those are counterfeit.

Oh no, you think there are only two cities in Canada? The two cities that have an inflated housing market?

The American system is similar to the Dutch, but you have for-profit hospitals, which is still the worst idea ever.

If you’re going to be mad about something, don’t forget that we burned down the White House the last you tried to invade our fucking country. Don’t mess with Canada.

Damn. I heard there was a meth problem in the States but I hadn’t seen it first hand until now.

Hey dude, this is not the time to make Hip jokes. Especially not considering we’re also responsible for Nickelback.

“Because now Canada thinks they’re better than us.”

One could argue our experience with Rob Ford would put Canadians in a position to offer semi-credible advice. Trump is Rob Ford x10.