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Some people just have too much goddamn money.

Idk, like a title saying “The new Chip and Dale movie has a surprising Video Game related cameo” and just have a pic of Chip and Dale instead and spoiler mark the actual cameo?

Are you joking? The headline gives it away. Like, it couldn’t be more clear about it.

The S is cheap enough (at least right now) to be a second console/game pass machine...

Now deal with that god awful haircut.

If you thought the industry was hostile to journalists before, just wait until SNK starts inviting reviewers to their embassy in Turkey!

The absolution will resurrect MERCHANT NPCs. It will not bring quest NPCs back to life. It will brainwash NPCs you have damaged and are hostile but will not bring quest NPCs back from the dead.

They all look like the same Bond Villain at different stages of life.

this is old news. she brought this up years ago and it was making the rounds then but i’m not surprised it’s back around again since she’s doing press for the batman.

I’m sorry but there’s not a chance BOTW 2 comes out this year. They announced it way too early with too much work needing to be done before completion. 

The culture is very misogynistic, even by East Asian standards in some categories. You know how Fox News or Sky News will rant and rave and panic about immigrants and critical race theory? Korean right wing basically replaced all that with Feminism, so it has had years of stories about how Feminists Will Kill Your

“Ridiculous, everyone knows that only MALES have the physical strength to be paladins or other tanky types, this game isn’t sexist it’s just REALISTIC!”

Yeah, I felt really awkward building my Mage. Why can’t we choose gender for most of the classes? There’s like two guys, and the rest are all girls. So I picked the Mage, and chose one of the four normal looking dresses. Game starts and she’s wearing some bright red mini dress. And she’s in heels. On a BEACH.

Yeah the professor tells you how to cancel the first ball you ever throw...

The game doesn’t teach you this, but you can cancel throwing Pokéballs or Pokémon with a simple press of the B or Y buttons.”

Methinks thou dost protest too much.

Right?  People telling on themselves with their whole chests on there.

If your gut reaction to this is to get defensive (like many people in the twitter replies) then it might be time to start examining your personal bias. 

...the ironically named James Steelman.

Yeah, give the PR guy a raise. This was probably cheaper than buying a TV ad and I’m sure will sway a lot more buyers to shop at their dealership instead.