Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

Ron Pastrami is a sweet name, don’t be ashamed.

OK, sure the hockey team is a big nugget in this scandal. But, performance enhancing drugs in CURLING is worth exploring...at broom’s length.

These ladies should contact me.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

But what they own and where they take pictures of it for an ad are mutually exclusive. If you own a super car, you should be able to take it somewhere with a nicer background than this to take pictures of it for your ad.

If you’re hanging out with people who don’t know what a McLaren is, you’re probably either trying to impress chicks in front of the local highschool, or you’re with a bunch of newly rich guidos who know nothing about cars. Neither is a particularly great life choice.

Here’s the thing, everybody and their mom has a Ferrari. Well, you know what I mean. Anyway, I used to live in the next neighborhood over from an extremely wealthy area and Ferrari sightings were basically a daily thing in the warmer months. It was like how common Porsches are in more normal areas. But then there was…

...rather than telling people...

As opposed to the F50? or the RX-7? or the 270ZX? 330ci?

I’m no fan of what either player did, but boiling it down to swung stick at head + intent to injure + made contact = same damn thing is pretty flawed because you could then equate any punch to the head in a post-whistle scrum to that of noted dipshit Todd Bertuzzi on Steve Moore.

+1 cheap red hat

What McSorley did was quite a bit more egregious than this

He was concussed. No question. Wasn’t intentional. I know hockey. Believe me. I know. I watch the best hockey.

Now isn’t this an example of those pesky ‘unwritten rules of baseball’ that you all seem to hate so much? Go back and play that tape again. After the strikeout pitch, one of the commentators talks about the ‘statement’ that Snydergaard made with that at bat. And the other commentator even says ‘It had to be done’.…

NFL is in the business of selling that they are making the game of football safer at all levels—it is smoke and mirrors but they are masters of smoke and mirrors...The NHL has never been in the business of trying to make the game safer at all levels and we have never tried to sell the fact that this is who we are...

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

I haven’t seen an Imperiale fail this bad since the Battle of Endor.

I say: run ‘em into the ground. Go for 73. Go for 75! But that’s just one of many reasons I’m not in charge of a basketball team.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, or did you fail kindergarten? Also, in what universe is a slide five feet late, off the basepath, where you don’t even touch the base, legal?