WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

Russell Wilson?

I assume you’re talking about Laine? I know he had a down year, but he’s 21 and has begun his career with three straight 30+ goal seasons, including a 44 goal season. He’s definitely at an inflection point where the Jets need to be able to count on him to kick his scoring back up a bit next season, and to be a more…

Plus, how often do you see an actual terrarium fire? It’s not a realistic thing to worry about.

How about we don’t have celebrities go right from being celebrities to running for the highest office in the land? Maybe he could run for something smaller first and build up?

Not really relevant to the article, but this:

It’s the Senators. The other teams are bad but not “their best player left town because his wife was being cyber-bullied by the girlfriend of their 2nd best player” bad.

+1 failed economics course

It's HamNo for sure. 

Screw up by the production crew. If you watch the score bug, they record an out on the foul ball (1-2 at the time), then he hit the home run as they were resetting everything. It’s back to 0-2 and 0 out on the pitch, and they correct it to 1-2 as the ball is flying out of the park.

Bill Welke referred you to the rulebook. The rulebook is correct, not the announcers.

That position has already been filled by Rex Ryan.

I think his cell phone was either broken or lost some time ago

Davis looks like a Ghoul shop keeper from the Fallout universe.

So Yellow cab couldn’t make an app to call a cab? They couldnt make an app that would preplan the route so I can relax instead of having to make sure the taxi driver doesnt screw me? They couldnt come up with cost estimates based on those routes? They cant bill me through the app?

Cabs fucking suck. I have real sympathy for folks that got caught up in the absurd medallion bubble. Clear their debt. Let them walk away. Force Uber to pay a living base wage, classify their drivers as employees, and limit the number of cars deployed. New York needs to drastically deincintivize driving through…

Putinism in America is dangerous. It’s been disastrous for marginalized people in Russia, and is beginning to destroy what’s left of America. To reject the New Russian ideology is not xenophobic, it’s actually pretty goddamned patriotic. The authoritarian regime that controls Russia (and the the territories they’ve…

+1 cup of garlic sauce

I can’t look at that picture and not think about the 13 fumbles he’s had last season.