To be fair, that was easily the most offensive thing she’s ever seen at a Titans game.

This lovely man came in every day, I burned his bread, and he left a $5.00 tip on a $4.00 meal. One time, he heard me (quietly, I swear) talking to another waitress about how I couldn’t afford to have my other cat spayed yet, and when he left, I found $100.00 under the cup for my cat.

This is an important story to report, because Hardy’s brother was in the driver’s seat. Talking to the media is not important, especially when there are unsolved crimes for the Hardy boys to investigate.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

He was just showing him what Captain Insano does to the bad guy.

Cool story. Paragraphs are cool too...

Yep, and we just didn’t cover anything else today at all

Thanks, Pierre.

Can’t unsee

Cheer up Bills fans. Just because Harvin is retiring from professional football doesn’t mean he can’t keep playing for the Bills.

He really wanged that ball. I mean he just cocked back and drilled it. That thing was hammered. Even a one-eyed monster could tell that junk was headed all the way to Johnsonville. The Mets are really giving the Cubs the shaft.

You don’t need to defend yourself to this guy. Who cares if the ivy pre-dates us all, I’m sure along with the rest of the Wrigley renovations they could have altered the ivy.

I think you missed my point, or I made it poorly. I am not suggesting that anyone cheated last night, that anyone “got away” with anything, or that there was any gamesmanship at all. I am not sure what the hell TC could possibly have been arguing about: the rule was correctly applied. That’s a ground-rule double all…

This headline was too glib for the subject matter. I’ve written about fans fighting before, and the body of my article was done in a matter-of-fact approach like the rest of them, but the headline isn’t right, and it completely changes the tone. It’s a bad headline; sucker punching someone isn’t funny. So, sorry.

You know, I’ve watched a good 45 seconds of that .gif and he hasn’t caught one yet.

Well, you’re in luck.

I feel like not enough – read: literally anything – is being made of the fact that as much as Mets fans would be up in arms over anyone doing this, they’re only at DEFCON 1 because it’s Utley. He spent a decade torturing them, to the point that part of their stadium is referred to as “Utley’s Corner” because of the…