Aw shit, I was shipping for these two.

Hell, I’ll even take something like this for an explanation:

I’m reminded of that courtroom scene early in Goodfellas: ‘Ayyyy, you broke your cherry!’

How is I’ll Be Home For Christmas not on this list? The song is sung by someone who knows they won’t be home for Christmas. That’s the entire point of the final line “…but only in my dreams.” Released in 1943, it was written for soldiers who couldn’t come home for Christmas.

Also, the suggestion that the police are called every time someone is heard yelling on a college campus ... just ... sigh.

I’m a former ADA. DUI cases without accidents or injuries are typically assigned to the newest ADAs on staff. They go to trial a lot and they follow a pattern that can help a new hire learn how to navigate a trial. Many counties have no-drop policies for DUIs because of cops and DAs hooking people up and dropping…

Nice headline, I didn’t realize that black women were the only ones advocating for her release this whole time.

We couldn’t even get the early version that included Whelan. This isn’t a trade to celebrate like this site believes, congratulations a WNBA player is coming back to the US, and Russia gets an arms dealer with a shit ton of experience in the middle of an invasion.

Sorry this deal is a fail. I feel for her but to turn over a war criminal arms dealer and not at least get the other Americans in detention back is a total failure. So if you are a famous wealthy American we’ll get you home at a horrible cost to security and the world, but anyone else - yeah sorry you’re on your own -…

Hopefully the US handed over the “Merchant of Death” in the same condition that North Korea handed Otto Warmbier back to his family. Otherwise Russia just got back a person responsible for countless deaths and will no doubt go back to arming enemies of ours and all of our allies that will results in thousands of more…

And all we had to do was release a arms dealer responsible for thousands of deaths.

Seriously. People act like these companies are all about efficiency and excellence and that being “private sector” magically causes them to value and prioritize that, but the reality is very different. Sometimes they do make huge cuts/changes in the name of “efficiency”, but it’s rarely the actual time-wasters who get…

Every time I hear someone complain about government waste or lazy government employees, I think “you, good sir, have clearly never worked for a corporation in the private sector.”

It was never said or even suggested at any point during the show that Dwight was autistic, nor does his behaviour point to that. He was just a jerk.  Someone just tweeted that because people on the internet are contrarian morons.

“Few Christmas classics are more classic, or more Christmas-y, than 1954’s White Christmas. It represents the peaks of all four of its cinema icons, Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Rosemary Clooney, and Vera-Ellen, and catchy tunes that have endured in our cultural consciousness for a reason. Centered on a group of…

This is the state that has elected *Marjorie Taylor Green* TWICE.

I was a very regular viewer, and agree with your assessment. 

I seem to recall during an interview in their show, Jon stated that he was perfectly happy with the twins, Cara and Maddy, but Kate was insistent that she wanted “just one more.” Obviously, that wasn’t what they ended up with, and while Jon dearly loved all of his children, I got the impression that he was regretful…

Herb Alpert’s “Christmas Album” is my perennial favorite.

Really? Mine wasn’t gristly at all...much less flavorful than I had hoped, but it was perfectly succulent and juicy.