BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL!

Did you know that this woman ironically WAS aware of her surroundings, hence the text she sent?

Maybe the police should also remind people to not rape/murder people? Just sayin’

No matter how a man murders us, it’s our own faults.

OR, she could be comparing herself now to herself when she was a young model. Now that I’ve had a life and a career and am wiser than when I was just starting out, I realize I wouldn’t want to do what is required of young girls today.

I can’t stand her and think she says stupid shit all the time but I definitely don’t see anything apology-worthy here.

Gisele didn’t say anything remotely worth apologizing for. Saying you get wiser as you get older isn’t saying young people are stupid. Wisdom isn’t the same as intelligence. Wisdom implies experience.

And she’d pepper her stories with gems like this:

That other customer is a cunt.

I feel like every woman should be granted an automatic restraining order against Chris Brown.

Josh Brolin beat a white woman, no one seems to care. Emile Hirsh beat and strangled a white woman and no one remembered.

But my emails.

This is a very good explanation and the best reason I’ve heard. Thank you.

Any canned vegetable is a abomination.

So does decaf coffee and gluten free pastry. I have no need for self abuse.

Your move, guns-in-schools-politicians. If you’re not willing to blast yourself in the face with your solution, is it even a solution?

Weirdly topical spam.

Booooo. You had the stage and you flubbed the lines.

him force-feeding ripert the spiciest sichuan foods until ripert cried was magical.

Easily the most popular items to view at Taiwan’s National Palace Museum are rocks shaped like food. It was high art form to find a rock with the right colors in the right places and then craft it to look like food, and the best examples look remarkably like actual edible food. The pork belly one in Taiwan is easily…