Wouldn’t you have to weigh that against the carbon footprint the person you’re eating had been responsible for? Eating only high-carbon-footprint humans could get a pass.

Maybe he has a family hookup. I send Pearson’s Nut Goodies to my sister in Connecticut every Christmas.

There was an old Dirt Bag that described Charlize Theron having chips flown in from South Africa (and then ignoring them after her assistant made it happen) so I’m pretty sure one of the World’s Top Chrises could get chips from another part of the US.

Agreed. I didn’t put it in my comment but I also thought “If she had a big rack no one would be saying anything. She doesn’t present the way they want her to, and that’s the problem.”

I’m afraid to see the “variations” idiots have come up with for a three-letter, one-syllable word. “You know, Sur after Big Sur? Or maybe we’ll spell it “Syr” and we’ll pronounce it “Sir” and complain bitterly forever about how no one understands how to pronounce it. How cute is it everyone will be forced to call my…

John Cena, you need to stop. I don’t know if this is just a bunch of fake shit for publicity to stay in the public eye or what, but if you don’t want children, DON’T OFFER TO HAVE THEM JUST TO KEEP A WOMAN. You are asking for trouble, asking for a future divorce, and asking for those kids to find out you only made…

I get where you’re coming from completely. I’m conflicted about people saying there was no value in this guy’s life. Yes, he did horrible things and should have been made to answer for them. Someone else made sure he won’t ever do that by committing another crime. Looking at his life up to now, it’s impossible to say…

This! Michael Phelps reportedly has more significant webbing in his hands and feet than the average person; does he have to have plastic surgery to cut the webbing back because it gives him an advantage? And does the fact that no one has suggested he should change his body to level the playing field have to do with…

And that’s exactly what I think she’s doing. Rihanna’s cache is a lot about her being laid-back rebellious, and she wants people to see her doing things they’re not allowed to do, because that reinforces her “special person” place in society.

Not to mention Pam Anderson was regularly reported to be an extremely involved, hands-on mom. Don’t go after a kid whose mom raised him well!

No one is fooled by you.

I wonder if she can buy her way in somehow, pay someone to take the bar or something. Seems like the only way if she’s already looking for the easy law degree.

It takes 9 months to become a certified welder. I highly recommend it!

And this is why I hate this behavior. It’s always someone with tons of money and what they think is “influence” stealing something and letting people see they’re doing it to add to their image of “I can do whatever I want, mortals.”

But then my mom used to deliberately steal glasses from bars so what do I know. (She…

Oh joy, the troll likes me!

Supposedly, yes, but I think it’s a “your mileage may vary” situation. I definitely like straws (I use a plastic reusable glass for a lot of things) because of tooth sensitivity, but I think the jury is still out on how much it helps in the dental realm. I can say I’ve had a lot of work done in the last few years, but…

I have a reusable 20-oz drinking cup with straw bought from Target almost 5 years ago. I have reusable coffee mugs bought off Amazon. Walmart carries this stuff. It’s not hard to find.

“a good bit of glorious fond in the pan,”

A good bit of what?

“Throw it away at the end of your party?” Seriously? Do you know how much edibles cost?

Adults who consume cannabis products: lock that shit away. If you want to leave it as a “gift” for hotel staff or anyone else, identify that shit. Be fucking responsible.

The costuming is the part that gets me. They can’t find clothes that look like actual clothes hippie-type people would wear, for some reason? They look like they’re doing skits for seniors onstage in the Catskills after raiding a 50-year-old costuming trunk.