I worry. Is she being wry, or does she need a hug?

So “approved in error” is the code now for “we think DV is funny if it can be monetized and we’re (kinda) sorry that we got called out.” Fuck that. That idea had to get through so many people who didn’t shut it down. I haven’t used snapchat in a year because it’s a snoozefest so at least they’re orchestrating their…

You say that but Jesus Fucking Christ the number of times people at my old office came to me to ask me to look something up on Google because they couldn’t find it search after search, and I would find the information in 0.29 seconds... An astonishing number of people are really bad at asking the right questions.…

Foreskin skin grafts are a thing, but yeah...idk how one can leap from “legit medical use” to “maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s BabyPeen!”

I thought they broke up? Man, Tom’s life is a mile a minute.

The roots look like a zipper; she can just zip off the wig whenever.

They’re both just copying Paul Rudd...

How could you not even mention this one:

It’s not like you’ve got a huge list of projects at your door.

I agree. And, while she’s intelligent in many ways, she’s incredibly gullible. She seems to have that “Goop” mentality of “This ‘expert’ is attractive and charismatic; therefore his/her opinions/treatments must be legit!”. From Dr. Oz to “The Secret,” she’s consistently championed pseudoscience and woo-hoo on her…

People, Oprah running for president is NOT a good idea. NOT. Like, at all. Oprah is a very smart, very kind person, and those are great leadership qualities- but that’s not all that’s required of a president. I have no reason to think that Oprah can create and push through an infrastructure bill. Or oversee the…

And oh, the irony of that in retrospect, huh? Moral high ground, my ass.

Don’t make jokes. You’re bad at it.

To be fair, the bulk of that sinister shadow energy was probably coming from his sweater drawer.

Too depressed to do a few simple things? Just do lots of harder things instead!

I hope they whole-ass it.

The only identifiers he gave were girl and 17 so he’s probably fine. She’s the one who identified herself as being said 17-year-old girl.

Liev Schreiber is definitely the type of person who interjects conversations with “Oh, you need x/y/z? Because I got a guy.”

Fact: White Cheddar Cheez-Its® are the tastiest Cheez-Its®.

The Tumblr these are taken from, Liar Town USA, is hilarious. It's super-filthy, but the creator, Sean Tejaratchi has immaculate design and layout sense and really gets the tone of whatever he's parodying.