@TheMightyTexMex: I would if it said "I got tasered."

@BoscoH: And then you would say that you did not shit yourself, and someone would say "You're so full of shit". Wait, what are we talking about again?

@OfficerMike: Well, it has been causing birth defects for a whole generation.

And the best free alternative is..?

@cinnamonster: What about Symbian, Palm, MeeGo and Maemo?

@FriedPeeps will kill for a CR-48: Well, this must be a test. It would be very hard to integrate this feature with all the phones with so many different hardwares. If this is a standard that's gonna be set if it works, then I'm all for it.

Subtitles.

Mac downloading bars remind me of

@Thevic: You were saying...?

"Jogging is not so sexy, "

@Almightywhacko: No, as in it doesn't have a radio that operates in AT&T HSPA+ frequency.

And hit Ctrl+W for maximum pleasure.

@hblair66001: I'm not saying it supports flash, only that it also plays video.

@Ozzie, The Last Hairbender: Why yes, I want a Ultra Mega SAMOLEDP-X Panther!

NO REASON? NO REASON?

"By combining a cocaine-like molecule with part of the common cold virus, you get a vaccine that turns the immune system against cocaine, keeping it away from the brain."

@Blue_Six: Laziness, or sometimes you are just too damn tired you want to sleep, not search for your charger.

@MackayModo: The patent is exactly so people won't follow.

@Dezerus Richardson: WP7 is Windows Phone 7, not Windows 7.

@mkirkland: :O Holy shit