Call Sam and Dean.

@Howard Blair: You are being ridiculous. How can you be that much against Silverlight if it hogs less resource than Flash and does the same thing?

"Pilot: Oh shit... oh shit...

Okay guys, this is the end for "four eyes" jokes. It's gotten too stupid already.

@synchronicityii: So this is a call to all F22 pilots who also happen to be Gizmodo users, pics or gtfo.

So much battery and it never dies? Does it bleed, at least?

@the-hq: And how is that different than using other steel bars? Honestly, just use gym gloves.

"unless said workers exploit the system and try to earn as much bonuses as they can by needlessly searching as many luggages as they can."

@dcalt21: You are missing the point of the article completely. The article states that Apple made digital distribution easy by completing it with their own ecosystem of iPods. No one is talking about who makes digital distribution better.

@kapanak: I want an article about how Metallica changed the Music scene forever...

@Understater: I got it, I was just trying to look like a comedian with all the caps and stuff. But thanks for promoting.

@thelittlestranger: Exactly.

@the_sidewinder: Someone #promote , this is relevant.

COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY LADY GAGA WOULD CALL THE RAPIST?

@Pripyat: Any newer Nokia will get you free gps.

@jkenny23: The carbon-16 in your body emits EM radiation. So does the potassium-40.

@William Hook: Agreed. A wall can see the difference.

@OMGWTF_BBQ: No, you said that nothing runs faster than a battery when using 4G; I'm saying the bandwidth just might, since tests show it can run out in just under 30 minutes.

@derilium: I was trying to sarcasm the sarcasm. Thanks for noticing.

@Scuba Steve: #promote