Because SGU was a steaming pile of Emo "woe is me" people dealing with their emotional issues while interspersed with the occasional attack by the unknown alien species of the week.

"MY SON," boomed Allfather Odin, "FOR YOUR ARROGANCE, I SENTENCE YOU TO WANDER THE EARTH, WITH NAUGHT BUT A CAPE WHICH SHALT COVER ONLY ONE OF THINE NIPPLES."

Girls can Play:

This is inspiring until you think about the man or woman sitting "in a box doing some shit they don't like" because they have a family that needs food and "sitting in the box" is the best way to provide food and shelter and clothing, and "sitting in a box" isn't that bad, because, well, kids get hungry, and cold.…

Elephants never forget. They get drunk to help them forget.

Knights of the Old Republic is my favorite everything. Probably the single best Star Wars story I've ever come across.

DEATH BY SNOO SNOO

They're called "slaves"

I worked for a large inner city shelter that took in 11,500 animals in one year. I personally probably euthanized 800 of them, mostly cats. We need nothing short of a cultural shift that gets people to respect cats and dogs as domestic companions. Peer pressure works for this and that is backed up by science. Call…

WHAT ABOUT THE POOR DOG THEY DON'T LOVE?

I haz a sad.

Too bad Red Delicious apples taste like WAXY GARBAGE.

He's basically Space Jesus!