“Aren’t most of the people who sell the drugs African-American?”

Pretty sure the burden is on the company to verify the person’s age before entering into a contract

Freedom of Speech doesn’t protect you from another US Citizen saying “I don’t like the thing you are saying.” It protects you from the government locking you in jail cause you said that thing. The guy who tackled the flag waving racist went to jail and paid a fine. There was no government action against the flag…

freedom of speech sometimes comes with consequences, my good bitch.

No, you’re not the only one noticing the pre-existing wang in those shorts.

Underlying message is that only one of them - one of them - is worth a paltry minimum wage. See, we told you the were poor because they’re stupid and lazy!

I WANT TO BE THE NUX TO ALL YOU PEOPLE’S LADY MOTORCYCLE GANG

I hope this results in more attention on the gray market for children. Rehoming is common and tragic.

Cats would never do this to anyone— they just don't have the attention span. This is why I will marry my cat and live happily ever after.

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

WHAT ABOUT THE POOR DOG THEY DON'T LOVE?

I haz a sad.

Too bad Red Delicious apples taste like WAXY GARBAGE.