The starving slave-child who stitched your garment didn't have the strength to pull the threads tight enough. She will be getting a half-ration of bread and water tonight for her negligence. Also these dresses are made out of Kleenex.

I actually have a soft spot for And Then There Were Three. Deep in the Motherlode is one of my favourite Genesis tunes.

People really thought like that, eh?

Upvoted…also, as a harmonica player, EWWWWWWW!

Food Inc./ full movie.

Get up offa' that thing!

I always think sailors must have been pretty darn horny to think that manatees were mermaids.

One tequila
Two tequila
Three tequila
Floor

A calling.

More like Sublemon, amirite ?

"You ALL suck."

Wow, this @widelines:disqus dude has more issues than New Yorker magazine. Pathetic.

Fookin eejit.

Stay right where you are, after all, that pizza isn't going to eat itself.

…mightier than the sword.

Great of tooth

Tattoo walked on 4 straight balls.

I actually like Mary Steenburgen but sometimes I think she might benefit from some iron pills and a can of Red Bull.