Hey, when did Annie Zaleski start writing for the AVClub. What's up St. Louis?
Edit: a year ago, man I'm out of the loop.

If you read the article there is a third option and the child molestation team thought it was a combination of B and C.

I think two people finding true love(or at least 16 years of happy marriage) to be a million times more palatable than tricking someone into believing you are carrying their child, then suing them for child support.

Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside, of said designated square, is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if you're going to wax intellectual about the subject…

Neither can n*ggers.

Quiet, you drunk. Where's ranger McFadden?

I've always assumed all Indians are actually Italian.
(wow, all those words start with vowels)

*successfully casts Mundane Month on The Archmage of Aether*
Ha ha! Rick and Morty are off til March. Let's see how it is with the shoe on the other foot you little sadistic bitch.

Is it weird that their eyes are at the same level, but Princes shoulders are 3 inches lower?