tl;dr

Patton Oswalt is an unfunny toad who appeals to hipsters and Dr. Who geeks.

He only did it to get on the Tonight Show and he admits he was no good at it and he hated doing it.

Conan quit, nobody forced him to leave.

Derp

Conan should have just stayed with the Tonight Show. I guess everyone seems to forget that he quit? His rating would have probably gone up and when Jay eventually retired the old Tonight Show time slot would have been reinstated.

Johnny quit when he wanted to, Get your facts straight.

I like how the writer thinks he speaks for everyone under the age of 50.

The
really sad part about Justin Bieber is that he could do so much good in
the world instead of being a selfish, egotistical prick.