Except this isn't a Jalopnik article.

Is a 1961 Chateau Petrus really 100 times better than a $50 bottle ? Is a $50 bottle twice as good as $25 bottle ? Not always, and not necessarily.

The S8 was such a miserable car and I say this as someone who nearly pulled the trigger on one and instead opted for a fully optioned A8. It's marginally faster than the FSI 4.2 when driven like most people drive these, the V10 makes it much more nose heavy than the already nose-heavy A8 (and the fact that it's only…

I care. And yes, my daily driver is an entertainment center. The vast majority of drivers spend 1000's of hours sitting behind the wheel of their daily driver stuck in traffic waiting for the light to go green. I know this is Jalopnik, where everybody pretends to be some fake ass backroad race car driver who owns a…

A used Audi with a Lamborghini motor. Yeah, this sounds like a great idea and will definitely not bankrupt you.

Jalopnik: 99% opinions, 1% buying power.

He's pulling shit out of his ass based on spec sheets. He's about as credible as anyone else here, only with 75% more bullshit.

I appreciate your attempt to distance the medium as an art form from less literary, investment return driven works. However, the terminology you use and the distinction implied therein are not only archaic, but utterly meaningless. In essence, the attempt to elevate any style of art above its surroundings is quite the…

well, isn't someone a pretentious little douchebag. Why are you even here?

Really? Because most major motion pictures are shot in the digital format these days. Almost all theaters use digital projection, anyway. Or were you just trying to be a snob, ignorant of whether the movie was shot on film or not?

Did you let him know that he could have 2 2014 Toyota Corolla's and a 2012 Kia Optima for the price he paid for the Shelby Cobra?

Well don't act high and mighty about someone else's driving when you don't know what the fuck you are talking about. You were literally judging the guy based on completely false pretenses.

All new McLaren's all have DCTs

No contemporary McLaren offers a manual.

Not really. It's easy to make the statement that a game "must look/run better on this console!" but that is generally just a load of crap. A game can, depending on the development of each version. But it shouldn't be so "surprising" that the game isn't noticeably better on one console over the other.

What else is 343, a studio that exists just to make Halo, supposed to do for this year? Nothing? Only give out the Beta for Halo 5?

H2: Anniversary was happening either way. MCC is just how remaster collections should be done. It has proper content. Contains two games that actually shaped console FPS/FPSs in general.…

Took medical exam, can confirm that I didn't forget everything the next day.

This isn't a Calculus midterm. It's much more like the deep learning/memorization needed to pass the Medical Boards or the State Bar. You just don't forget that shit the next day.

meet the contrarian, same as the old contrarian, until it becomes...wait...

This shit isn't for you, so don't waste your time or energy talking about this shit.