Hope you don't use Steam then.

I hear working in Canadian public radio is a good way to prey on find young women.

Inb4 people accuse you of being a shill for both Ferrari and CarMax.

Go even further, use AMEX.

Stick it to the man, 2% more at a time.

Honest question — why do you say this is reliable? Everyone said E39 M5 was reliable until VANOS started breaking and costing $5k. Everyone said E46 M3 was reliable until subframe problems showed up. Everyone said 335i would be great until all the engine issues. Why take the chance? This is a company that has…

Do you really need this explained to you?

Less paperwork, except all that paper you have to carry around.

Tomorrow on Jalopnik :

TIL - a source of heat can cook food.

Don't be scared of the more expensive maintenance schedules, this one is freaking worth it.

A common problem with the S85 engine is at higher mileage, it requires the rod bearings to be replaced. Would be something to keep in mind for anyone looking at these cars with such high mileage. http://www.m5board.com/vbulletin/e60-…

What do you have against black cars?

This all sounds great in theory, but when you start looking at insurance costs and how much you'll be spending on fuel and maintenance, it's obviously way more expensive than a Chevy Cruze.

Why do you keep writing these articles? This car while having the rare manual is a plus, the engine, which it will need at somepoint either because the valve spring will break and it will suck a valve or the rod bearings will be gone, is more to replace than the car is worth. What will your readers do when they have a…

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I'm not in love with the color combination, but for the price, it's a solid performer and the color of a car can always be changed down the road.

I just call it being a spoiled brat.

Well, you'd have to shift two independent manual transmissions since it has two isolated but synced drivetrains.

How convenient.

It also doesn't have a hand crank, wooden floorboards, or manual timing controls.

Model Is Always T, Aye?

..okay that was a poor attempt. Anyway, technology happens. Some cars are better without a manual gearbox.