How long has she been 29?

She must have been one of the lost boys of Sudan.

Eat, Pray, Lie.

My immediate reaction was “this guy’s nuts!”

Apparently I am the cranky old skool feminist in the corner here going “princess day?!? why not just make it ‘make me a sandwich’ day! JFC!”, but I am ok with that.

My boyfriend is in recovery from alcoholism, and he is the kind of gentle giant that young people trust. When the teenage boys who get sober have bad depression or bipolar or trauma symptoms pop up and their parents blame them for, or disbelieve, their symptoms, and they need to be driven to the hospital in the middle…

If this was a situation that I would have gotten word about in the early stages of his creep behavior- I would have been the Auntie in jail for being a baseball bat carrying beyotch who F*cked up this 24 year old’s whole “package”. I hope he gets some serious Louisville slugger action in jail for being a molester, but…

I was always confused about why the bride’s family let the groom live after the wedding in shotgun marriages that occurred because of rape. It was explained to me that in some cultures a woman had to marry her rapist so she would be respectable and provided for, but I didn’t understand why the rapist had to be alive…

“You break it, you bought it” in its most literal interpretation.

I think it’s still legal in Kansas for a 14yo to marry too, which is gross, but not surprising(because Kansas). All these laws need changed. If you can’t even get a driver’s license, you probably shouldn’t be getting married.

Hollywood Vampires. lol. Johnny Depp is so fucking lame.

if it was a legitimate rape the ocean would just drown your ass... that’s its way of shutting the whole thing down.

I'm waiting for 69 grain. With grains you ain't never even heard of.

Regular deodorant, but they have to hide it somewhere so he can find it.

Fuckin love hot cheetos. Hot cheetos for presi—wait, bad idea.

so is leslie now an SP and will be harassed relentlessly?

I like him. I hope this altercation doesn’t mean he’s a big asshole.

Heart Palpitations

Seitan made her do it

Also major fail for not knowing who Hayley Atwell is...although Conviction does look like a shitshow. Still I’ll watch at least one episode just because Agent Carter is the lead.