turn it into a synagogue or a mosque. they’d be so conflicted, it would be hilarious.

What do you think his username on Ashley Madison was?

“I would be a little concerned that skin tone for her is orange. Are you eating too much beta carotine in your family?”

I wanted pie for breakfast but somehow my sister managed to finish an entire pecan pie. By herself. Between the hours of 8 pm- 10 am. After Thanksgiving eating from 5-7:30.

Don’t worry, she’s done enough navel-gazing to share with the rest of the class.

Mosques are the hotbed for political activity?. Because no Christian churches ever advocated for and endorsed a particular political ideology.

I gotta be in with Two2Tardis on this. You would be shocked at the number of douchecanoes who bail on their girlfriends when they get pregnant, and then decide at some later time (once the child is born and is normative and healthy; once their relatives/parents find out; once their “baby mama” has gotten the child…

I worked as a nurse at an abortion clinic for several years, and I am so sorry to hear what you're going through. I want you to know that you are not alone in this situation. Many women find that their partner turns the table on them, or are suddenly not in the pregnancy with them. What worries me is you saying you're…

It looks like cake- cakes in the shape of people or cute animals are disconcerting because you have to cut them up into little pieces to eat them. Your cake looks lovely and delicious, and not like American Horror Story.

My maternal grandmother (who passed several years ago) looked just like Donna Reed. She was stunning, I always loved that movie but it makes me a little sad now.

Wow, he’s a jackass. If you decide to keep the baby, do know that the jackass gene is recessive.

see! see! this is what happens going to all day b-fast!

READ IT! I started it on Wednesday morning and thought of nothing else until it was finished. I couldn’t live my life until I had finished it. I’m still processing it.

You kindly replied to an internet stranger. You deserve the book!

I have a twelve year old boy, and I can assure you that he knows he has one.

Not everyone has the taste for peen I guess.

With Hillary’s email, prob

Looks like I’m not the only one here who jerks off while holding a Beretta.

MRAs: ‘what do I need a clitoris for?’