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THE MAINE WAS AN INSIDE JOB. THE TRUTH SHALL OUT.

Experience the LATEST MEDICAL MARVEL by DRENCHING YOURSELF IN ICY WATER.*

A SPECIAL NOTIFICATION:

WELL-BRED ENGLISHWOMAN EXPOSES HER ENTIRE ANKLE {UNFIT FOR PERUSAL AT WORK}

WELL-BRED ENGLISHWOMAN EXPOSES HER ENTIRE ANKLE {UNFIT FOR PERUSAL AT WORK}

LIMP, UNMANLY WHISKERS MAY BE ENTIRELY REJUVENATED

DEAR ESTEEMED BWANA,

It is the POTENT ORIENTAL REMEDY regarding which your physician will feign ignorance.

An IRISH FAMINE APPEAL to all TRUE AMERICANS: Your help is urgently requested.

ACQUIRE A HEALTHY GLOW through the modern miracle of ELECTRICITY

MAKE MONEY SWIFTLY by simply circulating certain letters.

EARN £.s.d. LABOURING FROM YOUR LACK-OF-A-HOME as a street urchin.

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. WE WILL RETURN SHORTLY.

YOUR TALLYWAG MAY BE AMPLIFIED IN BOTH LENGTH AND GIRTH

EMINENT PHYSICIANS DETEST HIM.

EARN £.s.d. LABOURING FROM YOUR HOME as a syphilitic prostitute!

ELEGANT VICTORIAN LADIES in your locality are waiting to make your acquaintance. Noble Grecian profiles ~ Tender, womanly hearts ~ Old English bloodlines ~ Shapely ankles ~ No slatternly redheads.

EARN £.s.d. LABOURING FROM YOUR OWN HOME as an oakum-picker!