But did he sound like Mr. Sheffield?

And child orgies!

If you’re at work, asking your subordinate about the time she lost her virginity, it absolutely is sexual harassment. 

This was an episode of King of the Hill. The dog bit (snarled at?) a black plumber and the assumption was that she was picking up cues of Hank’s racism. Until she did the same to a white plumber, and it turned out that she was just picking up on his feelings of inadequacy at needing anyone else to repair something in…

How many great reviews were written by trans people? How many trans members of the Academy voted for her to win the Oscar? You may not know it, but there was a lot of discomfort in that casting for the same reasons as Jared Leto and Scarlett Johansson playing a trans man.

I for one welcome our new robot overlords. 

What pride were you at?

It appears my reply was deleted, where I told the gay avenger that I’m actually bi, and that my mother refuses to meet my girlfriend.

You sound like you'd be annoying to be with,  gay or straight.

Honey, I’m bi. My mother refuses to meet my girlfriend. And when my girlfriend does stupid shit, I’m irritated with her, no matter who’s in support of our relationship.

Wow. Was no one paying enough attention to your plight for one freaking minute? No one can have their own relationship (or hormonal) issues unless they’re queer?

I miss Hyperbole and a half. I really hope she's doing ok. 

Even more with every click and comment.  I'm sure Jezebel thanks you. 

Oh good. Then we actually have someone who’s balanced an individual budget and knows how 80% of America lives. 

Still not 18 (17?). And I have yet to hear from any of Leo’s exes that they found his attention creepy, just that he’s lazy about eating pussy. And if he’s having a series of long term relationships (3-5 years, by your estimate of a Leo relationship shelf life) that’s probably out of the predator zone and into serial…

If you weren’t trying to persuade anyone, why write it at all? Why not just rest, confident in the knowledge that you know Moby wouldn’t lie about being a beta cuck because you have an random knowledge of Sassy magazine from back when Moby was relevant.

I’d say equal transgression because the true power dynamic at play in that particular comparison is the teacher-student one. An authority figure (and someone entrusted with the children’s care- they are all mandated reporters) who also has the power to make-or-break your future, as well as the future of your peers, wit…

The point is to get from point A to point B. What don't you understand about a cab?

Critical reviews DO matter though. If I’m considering shelling out money for entertainment, I want a heads up if it’s not worth it. If a performer can’t even be bothered to bring the mic to his lips during his lip synch that’s probably not a show I want to bother to see. I don’t even mind lip synching itself,…

Oh Jesus, he's got Crohn's Disease too? Yeesh.